Sunday, September 11, 2011

“Hey, FUCK YOU!”

Is exactly what I said to a chair that startled me about five minutes ago. You see, I thought it was a ghost infant propped up in a stroller, and when I realized it wasn’t I was not only slitghly scared, but caught off guard. Which makes me spew the absolutely stupidest comeback. My word vomit usually only involves being scared, annoyed, or harmed by inanimate objects and tiny insects.
*Bug flies by my ear*
“Hey you ASSHOLE! STOP IT!”
*I stub my toe on s controller*
“YOU BITCH!”
It doesn’t even make sense. I know this. I laugh at myself whenever I do it as well. It’s funny.

Anyhoooooo, I have a placement test coming up tomorrow, so wish me luck! I’m sure I’ll be on tomorrow to update you all.

I’m retarded, I know…
RunningInCircles

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